Hello, Scotland

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This picture was taken at 10:30 at night in Edinburgh.

To get to Edinburgh involved a bus to Belfast to catch a bus to the ferry to take a ferry to the boat. The boat to another bus to walking to our hostel.

Holly and I were VERY tired. We got on our bus and after some funny shenanigans, we were on our way. The drive up to Northern Ireland was gorgeous. It’s what I think of when I think of movies. Green grass and sheep on hillsides. Absolutely gorgeous. But British flags appeared and the differences between the North and South became evident.

We got on our “ferry” to Scotland. I say ferry in quotes because what they call a ferry is what I would call a mini cruise ship. This boat was unbelievable. Free iPads with free wifi to use. Xbox systems with Kinnect set up, free to use. Movie viewings, all free. All kinds of comfy seats and areas to relax.

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We get to Scotland and the view is outstanding. So much more green and trees than Ireland I think. We get on our bus and the drive was a long the water and gorgeous. But because of this it was windy roads, so I thew my headphones in and shut my eyes to sleep. But before that I was listening to the Scottish people on the bus talk. I have to PAY attention when they talk. If I didn’t, it didnt even sound like English. Those accents man!

I wake up when we stop, as does Holly and everyone seems to be getting off. We get our bags and walk in to the bus station almost instantly to realize we are at the wrong station. We immediately turn around to watch our bus drive away.

Here we are again, finding ourselves in a transportation pickle.

In that moment a man I a uniform is passing us. Holly stops to ask him and clarify of we are in fact at the wrong place. He confirms it and tells us his bus is going to Edinburgh and thinks we can join his. In that moment another worker walks up eating a burger and asks what’s going on. Holly says we got off at the wrong stop, I say we’re tourists and he was so nice he said “ah! Don’t worry about that.” That bus driver tells that worker and the worker says “yeah, that should be fine. We can do that if they can each pay 100 pounds each” and he shoots a look at me. I could tell he was just kidding but I give him the face of yeah right. I look at Holly who has the kind of smile on that says “I can’t understand what he is saying but I don’t want to be rude.” She couldn’t understand his accent. Then the worker, driver and I all laugh. I say “point me in the right direction, I’d rather walk there” and then the worker laughing says “no, that should be fine, no problem. Maybe not 100 pounds but a kiss for the driver!” Holly understood that part. We all laughed, and Holly and I got back on track.

We get to Edinburgh at 10:30. We need wifi to get the directions to the Hostel. We are trying to connect. We also need to convert money because we have to pay the hostel in their local currency. That wasn’t happening that late. Tensions were a bit high. But eventually we got the directions to the hostel and just needed to find the starting point. So we are now walking out of the bus station, ready to pick a direction to walk when a man passes by and asks if we know where the bus station is. We laugh and say yes and point to where it is. As he begins to walk away, I say “hey wait, worth a shot, do you know where Princes street is?” he laughs and says yes. He points to it, says he has two maps, pulls them out, orients us and lets us keep the maps. What a nice guy!

It’s so late now but because Scotland is so North of the equator, it’s still very light out! It’s crazy. That’s when I took that above picture. We turn on princes street and there are people everywhere! A busy busy city. It was so exciting!

We make it to our hostel, check in, and leave to find food. End up eating pizza because it’s the only thing open and call it a night.

Today, our first full day, we do what we have been doing everywhere and just explored on foot! This morning in the hostel we made friends with Andrew from Utah and he joined us for the day. The buildings here are unbelievable. The architecture everywhere is gorgeous. I did some family research since I Scottish and found which clan my family belongs to, so that was awesome! We watched a street performer, went to dinner where the waitress thought my first name was a last name. After we ate, we went to a marker to buy water where the Scottish man behind the counter bopped me on the head with a plastic hammer after learning we were American and thanked us for not voting for Romney because he would have started world war three. I swear this happened.

Tomorrow we are going on a walking tour and to the farmers market tomorrow!

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Last Day in Ireland

Today Holly and I are taking a bus tour to the Rock of Cashel, the Blarney Stone, and the city of Cork. It’s actually raining in Ireland today, finally! Every Irish person we met thought the apocolypse was coming because of their “heat wave” which means like 75-80 degrees.

Our first stop was at the Rock of Cashel. Cashel is a huge stone and castle that was built in AD 1500. I was kind of asleep when the guide was talking about it, it was 7 am! I know Queen Elizabeth visited it. They framed the guest book she signed and the pen. I know they are trying to remove to salvage the artwork on the walls without damaging the walls. I also know it has what people say was once the most well kept cemetary in Ireland.

A saxton (graveyard guy) took care of it for the lady he loved.

This girl loved Timmy. Timmy didn’t have a penny to his name but they loved each other dearly. The father was trying to marry his daughter and he wouldn’t let her marry Timmy. Tommy from the other town had 300 sheep. “Who cares about love when you can have 300 sheep?” He said. One day the father told the daughter he would take her to town for the fair where we can marry Timmy. She was excited and they left and she noticed they were going the wrong way. The father said he just wanted to stop and see a friend. After a long while she knows they’re going the wrong way and the father admits he is taking her to marry Tommy. They were arguing and the father took a wrong turn toward Cashel and didn’t notice until late evening. They decided to stay in Cashel and the daughter ran away in the night but the father noticed and chased after her. They fought on and fell into the river and both died. They were burried at Cashel. Timmy got word and came to visit her grave and when he did they say her ghost came to him and asked him to stay and watch over her grave. So he did. And that’s why Cashel has the best kept graveyard in Ireland.

There wasn’t much signage in the castle, especially because it was being excavated so I made up a tour for Holly. It included archways blessed by the pope, the table where Kate Middleton’s baby was born, and a various other stories and memorabilia that I created, all in good fun.

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Our second stop was Blarney Castle and kissing the Blarney stone!! This was the only thing I wanted to do in Ireland. Kissing the Blarney stone has been on my bucket list for a long time and I honestly thought there was about 50 other things I would knock of my list before this one. But my new years resolution was to knock at least two things off of my list this year and I’ve done one already!

It started raining even harder at the top of the castle. The castle was huge and the history is insane. Climbing the stairs to the Blarney stone is like climbing the stairs to the top of the tower on top of the Cathedral in Florence. If you have ever done that, I know you know what I’m talking about mom! It was like that but not as many stairs. However a lot of stairs, narrow and spiraled.

I got to kiss the stone so in theory now I have the gift of eloquent speech for the next seven years. Huzzah! The legend of the stone is this (keep in mind this is my rendition of the story): A rich king committed a horrendous crime. He was sent to trial but did not want to be sentenced. In search for what to do he asked a witch and she said when you wake up in the morning, kiss the first stone you come across. The king said thanks for the load of rubbish and left. The next morning when he was walking to his trial he thought “well why not” and kissed a stone. He went to his hearing, spoke his bit, and walked out a free man. The court knew he did something horrendous but couldn’t understand why they let him go free. The King ordered the stone he kissed to be removed and taken to the castle, voila the Balrney stone.

People from that town say they don’t speak of what the king did because it was so awful. Our tour guide thinks that he just spoke, confused, and bamboozled the people so much they just don’t remember.

Anyways, the grounds of the castle are huge! It has so many areas. A poison garden, a waterfall area, gardens- so much! They have wishing stairs that if you walk up and down them backwards with your eyes closed and think of the same wish and only that wish the whole time, will come true. I did this. Slippery stone stairs in the rain. I hit my head on the ceiling turning around, but I kept going haha! They so have a witch stone where they say a witch (some said who was the one who told the king about the stone) is trapped in a rock and her spirit comes out at night. It was amazing. We did not spend close to enough time there.

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Then we went to the city of Cork. It wasn’t that exciting to be honest. We went to the English market where we had some bomb food. I ate a tart of mozzarella, pesto, and tomato with green olives on the side. It was delicious. After that we took the bus back to Dublin!

We decided to do a pub crawl, as it was our last night. Ireland was so good to us. Lets just say it was a grand ole time. We made lots of friends. It poured rain. I don’t want to leave.

Ireland Day 3

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Our third day here Holly and I took a tour. It’s free from our hostel because we are staying so long.

Our first stop was at Glendalough. There is a Cathedral that was once one of the largest early Christian church in Ireland. It ceased being a Cathedral in 1214. The stones that make up this once Cathedral date back to the 10th, 11th, and 12th century.

To give some history about Ireland, when the English came to take over and rule Ireland, they began to name the cities based off the phonetic sounds of what the Irish would call the cities. So Glendalough is actually a different word in Irish, that sounds similar but it translates to land between two lakes and that’s exactly what this town is.

It is one of the most beautiful places I have ever seen with my own eyes. I can’t even begin to explain the beauty, the sounds, the smells. You will just have to look at the pictures that do no justice.

There was also this cemetary. The latest stones I saw dated back to the 1800’s, the most recent being 2003. It felt so…invasive. It was beautiful and historcal but I almost felt wrong. There were so many children on these stones. Men, women, young and old alike. And these are peoples families. With all these tourists just walking through and taking pictures. I felt very conflicted, but it was beautiful.

There was also a little old woman singing and playing one pipe as we walked in. It was so peaceful and calming. I bought a CD I loved it so much.

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Our next stop was to Dolman Chnoc an Bhrúnaigh in Gaelic or Brownshill Dolmen in English. I had a huge headache by the time we got here. Tiny windy Irish roads in a big bus and the driver was jerking and braking hard. That’s alright though. It’s this huge giant wheat field. It’s actually probably more than one, probably several, but I’ve never seen so much wheat.

What it was most known for is the Brownhill Portal Tomb. This tomb has not been excavated so they don’t know much about it. In other tombs they have found artifacts. They also know other tombs have had burnt and unburnt burials. A portal tomb is called a portal tomb because the entrance to the tomb is noted by two huge tall portal stones and has a huge single capstone one on top and slopes down towards the back of the tomb. The capstone on this weighs about 150 tons alone and is said to be the heaviest of it’s kind in Europe. It’s hard to say when this tomb was built here but if they had to guess base on the artistic touch, this tomb looks as how it may have looked around 5,000 years ago. Pretty neat.

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From here we traveled and went to the small town of KilKenny. The highlight of the town is KilKenny Castle which was built around the 11th and 12th century. It was owned by the Butler family, a wealthy family. They had a line of Earls. The castle changed hands a few times, being renovated and updated many times. Eventually after the castle had been abandonded and left, the last owner sold the castle to a restoration cpany for 50 pounds. Since then they have been working to restore the castle to it’s various original states and is also used as a hotel. Across the street the old stables have become shops but if you walk through and past the stables you will fine the Butler family home and garden. The Garden was huge, beautiful and had like no flowers. Holly explained about how she took a Brit Lit class and had to learn about how with different time periods came different kinds of gardens. She couldn’t remember the name of that type, everything was asymetrical, but it was still interesting to learn and beautiful to see. We chose to lay on the grass a bit before heading back to the bus and going back to Dublin.

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That night we decided to go to a pub and listen to live music after a cheap meal. We went into Trinity, a pub Holly had been to before. It was pretty empty, it now being a Monday night and all. People work and have jobs so they were all back on their daily grind. It was cute intimiate setting with everyone and enjoyable. This guy kept staring at me so I kept moving my seat, eventually to where he couldn’t see me. I don’t think he meant to come off creepy, he clearly has a mental disease of some sort, but it was still uncomfortable having a pair of eyes just staring at me. The waiter who kept running around was named Maciej (sounds like magic). While the live musician was taking a break, a song came on that I recognized as did Holly but we didn’t know who sang it. I asked Magic who went to the back to look for me. He came back with a name on a piece of paper and I said “I can’t pronounce that” he said Im not sure and then spelled it out I’m sure because some of his C’s and L’s looked like the same letters. Holly didn’t really realize his writin but responded with “I know how to spell” and he got this “oh okay miss sassy” look on his face and crumpled up the paper. We laughed and I said “no I will keep this since Holly can spell.” he laughed and asked if we wante other drinks and told me mine now cost 5 euro which was a guiness and 5,50 when I got my first one and said Holly’s was 5,50 still, haha! He was just joking with her.

Eventually our live singer comes back and he’s a nice guy. He’s 26, cause Holly so directly asked, and very talented. He was taking requests all night so when he came back Holly said “she wants Taylor Swift” and pointed to me because I had been joking about making that requst.

The singer said “Taylor Swift?!” and Magic yelled from behind the bar “Who asked for that?” my response was “The speller!” and of course we are all laughing. The guy performing says “I would rather do Spice Girls than Taylor Swift.” and that’s when we got the all accostic Irish rendition of “If You Wanna Be My Lover” it was sooooooooooooo funny, I wish I had recorded it. The entire pub applauded at the end as we all laughed.

He was a good singer. Played all sorts of music and requests. At the end of the evening everyone kept chanting one more one more and he ended up singing like five more. He ended with Champagne Supernova by Oasis.

It was great. We headed home and Holly meowed Ho Hey by the Lumineers. Ridiculous and too funny.