Praha-Day 1

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Prague my friends, Prague!!

This city is so beautiful it’s unbelievable. But before I get there, let me catch you up to speed on getting here.

This morning Holly and I jumped on a 10:46 train headed to Prague. We shared a six seat compartment with two Parisian guys who were 23 and 20, a 19 year old from Mexico and an old German man who understood absolutely no English. Talk about funny!

This old man sat there slouched the whole time with a blue plaid shirt and a gray wind breaker. His lower lip just hung down low as he looked around in his bifocals confused. Lets not forget the hair coming out of his ears.

Anyways the train ride from Berlin to Prague was absolutely beautiful. It was 4 hours of green mountains with trees and fields of grass, weeds or sunflowers. It was a lovely ride that I would recommend to anyone. We were all quiet most of the ride, all people watching and laughing. Holly and I played cards, the two guys and holly were at one point all playing candy crush.

At one point I noticed one of the Parisian boys had marks on his elbows.

Matching like the end of a healing scab. So in light to make conversation, thinking it is gonna be a great story cause these scabs looked gnarly, I asked what happened. Him and his friend exchanged words in French trying to determine the English words and next thing I know he decides on “genetic skin.” Which we all could tell meant he had a genetic skin disease. Oh my god it got so awkward so fast, I just tried to look at Holly which didnt work at all. I couldn’t handle the awkwardness I had tried so hard to avoid that I looked at Holly like “oh my god this is so bad what do I do I want to laugh” and Holly looked at me like “I have no idea cause I want to laugh.” And we kinda chuckled cause we couldn’t do anything and the French guys started laughing and everyone involved was laughing at the awkward vibe that I had single handedly created.

We carried on and the rest of the train ride was quiet and filled with small talk. Once the old man got off at Dresden, everyone just got comfy.

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We get to Prague, exchange money and begin following the directions our hostel gave us to the hostel. It said we could take bus 12, 20, or 22 just as long as we got off at a specific spot. So Holly and I see 22 and hop on.

We are talking, standing holding on to the rails and straps in the aisle with our backpacks weighing us down as the tram drives through Prague. We notice when we get on that we don’t see the name of our stop, but after we stop at each stop a new one would appear at the bottom of the list. So we chatted on, admiring the scenery, excited about the hot air balloons we see, watching the stops change after every stop.

Now, I can’t read Czech by any means but I can understand that the Czech word boxed in green with a long arrow pointing to another Czech word boxed in red with a bunch of light up words along the line that were a list constantly changing is probably the name of where this bus starts, ends, and every stop along the way.

We are watching the stops change and next thing I know the word boxed in red and the last word on this stop list are the same word. I mention it to Holly and we decide to see if one more comes up. We arrive to the next stop, all the stops move up in the list, we look at the last one and it’s blank.

Hm. Now we are pretty sure something’s not right and begin to read the metro maps and bus signs on this tram. As I’m finding the end destination, now only 3 stops away, I begin to look at how we can go backwards cause apparently this tram just stops.

A man standing near me realized we were looking at the maps and he stands behind me and says we are here and points to where we are on the route line. I already knew where we were, but I appreciated the help. He asked where we are trying to go, we show him the name of the stop and he says “no, no, wrong way. Here, get off here, take the bus back 6 or 7 stops and then get to your stop” alright, seems easy enough, he was nice. We thank him and get off 2 stops from the end. We go back to the bus stop, look at the trains and stations and realized we got on the 22, that was totally right for the stop we needed, we were just going the wrong direction!

Instead of going into Prague, Holly and I have ourselves our very own free country side tour, haha! We got off at our stop (which was only one after where we got on, go figure) and continue with our directions. Well, because the United States just can’t be like everyone else and use the metric system, our directions said to walk up this hill 300 meters. I have no idea how far 300 meters is. Holly says there’s 1,000 meters in a kilometer so 300 meters doesn’t sound so bad. Which it wasn’t. Except it was entirely uphill on a cobblestone sidewalk. With our backpacks. Ill have to post a picture of Holly’s backpack because hers has so much attached to it, I can’t even guess now heavy it is. So now it’s like 5:30 and we are hiking up this hill and finally make it to hostel. We check in, get our towels and sheets, drop everything and go to find food. We hadn’t had food since we left Berlin and we were starving. We chose this Garden restaurant which turned out pretty good, it was cute!

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Holly and I decided to splurge and split a bottle of Riesling because it came out to about $7 each and it was our first night in Prague! As the waitress brought the wine she asked who wanted to try it and Holly told her I would. So I take a sip to find it not as sweet as usual and the waitress says “it’s a dry wine. All our wine is dry because we don’t have much rain” I feel that that’s either a) something you just don’t tell customers or b) tell them before they ask for a bottle of it. But it tasted fine and it all really worked out great.

As you can see I ate very American with my club Sandwhich, but the bacon man. Wow. The bacon. You would have sworn they had just kiled the pig and it was hanging in the kitchen.

We both loved our food and ate it all. From there we decided to walk all the way into town and explore a bit. This turns

Into a great decision.

We saw the Charles bridge, all sorts of street performers, buildings and the people. I loved it!!

This city is do beautiful I can’t wait for tomorrow! !

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I Made It!

I have finally made it to Berlin and to Holly! We went to the train station hoping to make it out to Prague on the last train but of course tickets were sold out and they won’t refund me or exchange for the tickets that we couldn’t use because of my flight delay. The German lady helping us was really nice, she had a boy hair cut with bright red hair and said “sorry nothing I can do for you shit happens” and that’s been the motto of my day, shit happens.

So we cut our losses, bought a tickets for tomorrow and 10am and am spending one night in Berlin. I met the two lovely Australian girls who will be with us in Prague and we decide to go out to eat!

Holly and I booked one bed at this hostel where she has been staying.  We just split the cost and  one of us will probably just sleep on the floor.

I was hungry and so was everyone else so we went to get dinner. First night in Berlin, Germany and what do I get to eat? Korean food, naturally! This is the menu, look all we have to do is sit down and enjoy our food! Hahaha.

But as if my day wasn’t ridiculous enough, here we are at dinner and we order drinks. The waitress comes to bring our drinks, kind of fumbles, drops all the drinks! Where do they all pour?  All over the floor and my lap. I just started cracking up, I couldn’t believe it. Not only was I soaked but my hand got cut with glass. Super great. The waitress felt so bad, they got me a band aid and put it on for me. We got all our drinks comped and my pants smelled like Riesling. At least I like that wine and it wasn’t red.

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We got our food, it was delicious. I had spicy chicken rice bowl with veggies. I ate what I thought was a red bell pepper. Turns out once in my mouth it was actually a chili pepper. Awesome. So I took what I hadn’t already chewed out of my burning mouth (that’s important, don’t forget this part) and continued on with my food. I can handle spicy food so I didn’t die, but man, it was HOT.

We began to just keep talking about news and catching up, talking about favorite movies and bands. My eye begins to itch. So what do I do? I scratch it of course. So what happens? My eye begins to burn and water. It feels like I just took face wash and tried to clean my eye. It was so bad!!! But luckily Jade, one of the Australian girls, is a nurse go figure, so she is helping me clean my eye out with water and napkins and oh my gosh it was a total hot mess.

That’s my two days traveling. Memorable is a good word for it. Not good, not okay, not horrible, just…memorable haha!

Laugh all you want, I know I am!

We all came back tonight and played cards, chitchatting and I learned that Desiree is the name of a potato in Australia.

Now were in a room the four of us (Jade, Holly, Tracy and I) with this Brazilian woman who is listening to Beautiful by Christina Aguilera with her iPod and headphones but singing it out loud. Joined by this Colombian woman, who’s really funny.

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Still..getting there

So I finally get on my plane to Berlin, and oh my gosh.

Coolest. Plane. Ever.

I have seen planes in movies where there are stairs, visible stairs on the inside and this plane had it. This plane was huge. I’ve never been on anything like it, even when we went to Italy.

I was dying. It’s so different from flying in America. Free pillow, free blanket (finally!! For those who know of my shenanigans with stealing airplane blankets). So many movie, TV, and game options on this touch screen TV. And get this, the food!

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This was my on flight meal. For free. I had the choice of veggie pasta or chicken and potatoes.

And I flew economy!!

Can you believe that? And I was gonna eat the 10 extra chicken nuggets McDonalds accidentally gave me (cold) and banana chips. Ha! Veggies, chicken, potatoes, side salad, bread, cheese and most importantly- dessert!

I haven’t quite figured out what the dessert was that I ate. I thought it was ice cream at first and was super excited.. Then when I went to take a scoop the texture was all wrong. I think it was some mix of like custard meets frosting? I have no idea. It was pretty good though. Then after everyone had had their meal there were all sorts of flight attendants walking up and down the aisle. One asking if you want coffee, one asking if you want tea, one asking if you want wine (red or white), and one asking if you want more water! All. For. Free. Unbelievable. I’m so mind blown and stuffed with yummy European food I can’t even believe it!

Alright, anyways, I’ll move on from my plane and food wonders and tell you about this German man who is sharing my row with me. When I found my seat on the plane, I threw my stuff down then went to throw my back pack up. As I was doing so, he walked up and said “something something something” and I kind of looked at him like “what?” Then he said “something something something something English?” Because I am SO fluent in German I responded with “yes, English.” It worked cause next thing I know we’re chatting and the “something something’s” turned into. “Where are you going?” And lovely conversation.

Side note real quick, people keep talking to me in German in the airport and on this flight. I don’t know if the blonde hair green eyes thing makes me look German or they all just do that to everyone, but several people have come up to me just starting in German. But I’ve also seen the flight attendants speak English out the gate to other people. I don’t get how they know. It’s all weird.  Anyways, back on track.

I’m talking to my new German business man friend. He works in Germany and his boss sent him to the U.S. for training in Milwaukee and then to meet with a client in SF. He’s an older guy, but this was his first time in the U.S. and he says 4 weeks was plenty, he misses home too much.

In our on and off conversation between the announcements, movies, and me sleeping, I have told him countries I’m going to and he has told me about his experiences there and what he likes or doesn’t like. He told me never to get French food on airplanes because all they say to you is “salty or sweet?”  I’m not really sure why that’s a bad thing or what it all means but I rolled with it and his advice has been duly noted.

We got on the subject of Ireland. He said he loves Ireland. He told me a story about when was going to go to Dublin and he needed a book to read so he was asking around. He wanted something funny so someone told him to read a book called A Man With A Refrigerator.

Apparently it’s a true story about and Irishman and and Englishman. The Irishman makes a bet that he can travel around the entire island of Ireland hitch hiking with a refrigerator. So, he does.

I start cracking up and so does the German man who is telling me this. He goes, “I swear, when I read the book, I thought “Impossible! There’s no way.” but then I went to Ireland and I knew it was true.” After being there he believed every word of the story.

Well sir, sold! I HAVE to read this book now before I go. He says it’s the perfect explanation of the Irish people and how they think. He says it’s very entertaining and written in a very positive view of the Irish. I’m gonna try and buy it off of amazon when I get wifi! I’m excited. It’s made me think maybe it’s a good idea to ask the people I meet along the way about books they recommend.

After sleeping for pretty much the entire flight (thank goodness) I woke to be served a breakfast of a blueberry muffin, fruit bowl and shortbread cookies. I’m really thankful for this German next to me, he makes it really easy for me to get how things work. They have been offering coffee and I didn’t know if it was free or not (because you know nothing good is ever free in America…that’s ironic) or how it works with getting coffee. So I would just watch him and copy what he did, haha! I wanted a refill, he got one too, but you had to put it on the tray of the flight attendant for them to fill it then give it back. At least I didn’t look too dumb, I can pretend I know what I’m doing, haha!

We started talking about different places and beer. He said Czech beer is the best beer, even better than German. He says if I want strange beer, drink Belgium beer, if I want good beer drink Czech or German. But he said never to drink French beer. I don’t think he likes France.  There seems to be some issues there, haha.

He said Irish beer is great too, very unique but that Irish whiskey is better. I told him I don’t like whiskey and he told me just to try it, it taste way different than anything he’s had before. He also began talking about food and says that UK food is weird. That even an Englishman won’t tell you to eat at an English restaurant.

I asked him his favorite places in Germany and he listed some cities and explained them. I gotta catch up on my German geography cause I didn’t know every city he was talking about. But they sound awesome and definitely places to keep in mind for the end of my trip!

Getting There

Ohmygosh. Just to preface this, I fly a lot. Like a lot. Like I’ve have been on 8 flights in the past 9 months. 9 if you want to count the one I just had. Anyways, this has never happened to me.

Today was beyond stressful and ridiculous. I’m not even to my destination yet and I have to blog about it already.

I had a 11:04 flight out of LAX to land in ORD (OHare, Chicago) at 5:05, to get on a plane at 5:35 to Dusseldorf, Germany then from there to Berlin at 11:45. Then a train at 1 to Prague.

None of that is happening now. My flight left at 11:46 and landed at 5:15. I asked the flight attendant if there was any way I could get off the plane first or call the gate and let them know I am coming or something, anything! The flight attendant proceeds to tell me she can’t call the gate or anything and all I can do to get off the plane first is to make an announcement. Which basically means she wants me to get the attention of the entire plane, explain what’s happening and ask them if they’ll let me off first.

Right. Because you know, those people really care about my flight and don’t have anywhere they have to be. And that’s just awkward! By the time the plane connects to the airport and I get off it’s 5:43.

Plane gone.

Great.

This nice lady points me in the direction of customer service. I walk what feels like forever and finally wait behind two men then get to go up to the counter. There I am greeted by Laura S. There’s no one out there like Laura S. Good ol’ Laura S.

Excuse my French, but what a bitch.

I went up to her kinda stressed but explain as nicely as I can, cause I know it’s not her fault my plane left late (although I question that now), and tell her how my flight left 45 minutes late and asked what my options are. She immediately gives me attitude and starts lecturing me on how I need to plan for more than 30 minutes with an international airport and how I messed up and my flight was only 26 minutes late, not 45.

Okay sweetheart, first of all, I don’t care if you think I need more than 30 minutes to transfer flights. You may even be right. BUT WHO CARES, I’ve already missed my flight and I don’t care about what I could have should have done I need to know wha will and can be done. Second of all, I don’t care what your computer screen says, my flight took off at 11:46.

Okay, so it wasn’t 45 minutes but it wasn’t 26. It was 42. I was closer. Excuse me for rounding up 3 minutes.

Anyways. She gets me on a 10:15 flight to Frankfurt. It’s 6:00. Awesome. I am now missing both connections AND a train.

Super.

I end up leaving Laura S. super upset and pissed. She didnt even give me a potenial gate, just handed me my new itinerary and said it wasn’t my boarding pass. Thanks Laura S.

I ended up going back and two other sweet ladies helped me and I now have a gate and I’m just killing time in the airport.

I filed a complaint with United Airways online. I was kinda mean, I told them Laura S. should be moved to a job that doesn’t involve interacting with other people. She was really rude and I was really mad.

Really mad. I’ve calmed down now, which is why my story isn’t as intense as it probably would have been, had I typed it right after it happened. Now I won’t get to

Berlin until 5:00 tomorrow. Then we will figure it out from there.

See ya in Germany! Or maybe Prague.

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